was waterboarded 183 times. Stream #156 The Cure for Everything by Reply All from desktop or your mobile device PJ VOGT: So I curbed it, and then this guy had emailed me and was like, “Hey, I'm really interested like can you send me your phone number to discuss?” And I'm like, “Listen man, I”—he still wanted to pay for it. TAYLOR: And why are they allowed to keep on happening? SAVE. What has he said about the torture program he ran? It’s also like, not a huge deal. Reply. PJ VOGT: So I did that. It's not like you try eating everything in the world to try to cure your hair loss. Download Audio. www.helpwiththecure.com. I mean, the thing is, I think there might be ways to sort of increase the supply a little bit. Everybody gets 1! JEN: Yeah, exactly. Technology #156 The Cure for Everything . I need—. PJ VOGT: It's pretty cool. This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. PJ VOGT: Has that been a problem you've had? The Cure for Everything ends with five simple, scientifically sound—and, yet, difficult—steps to take in order to lead a longer, healthier life. ISAAC: Yeah, which is—um, there's two schools of thought. It would also explain why he randomly started eating something in "limited supply". ALEX GOLDMAN: Here's my response to your concern. And then I was like, this person was trying to scam me, but I don't know how. PJ VOGT: Wait, also, do you have a technical support question? JEN: Yes. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. Listen to #156 The Cure for Everything, an episode of Reply All, easily on Podbay - the best podcast player on the web. Reply-All is phishing. PJ VOGT: Like what did they want with the account? (laughing), ALEX GOLDMAN: What—what is this—this mysterious serum?! It also could be totally wrong. ALEX GOLDMAN: I’m gonna eat some coffee grounds today, see if that’s it. I thought that was pretty smart. ALEX GOLDMAN: Homescapes is just like Matchington Mansion which is the game that I play. My gut feeling on this episode is that they fell for a scam and I am somewhat surprised that a show with so much focus on phishing let themselves be taken advantage of in this way. PJ VOGT: You're gonna have to give us the [indistinct]. ALEX GOLDMAN: Yeah, I’m going through a hard time, man. And so the whole scam, according to this, was just to get my phone number. Like they'll say, “You are nine minutes from home. Listen to this episode from Reply All on Spotify. PJ VOGT: Like you were starting to lose your hair, and then it stopped you from losing your hair? But the more progressive side says 183 times, because that's the number of times water was actually poured on him. ISAAC: Uh, hi, I'm Isaac and I'm calling from probably the coolest place anyone's going to call from today. You made all the difference in the world to help him understand what is and has been going on. The government has admitted that K.S.M. PJ VOGT: Ok, so I know one possibility, which is that I’d heard a story about how—I think the New York Times reported on this, like Waze, Google Maps, like one of these pathfinding apps had, you know, figured out through the magic of the algorithm that people could shave like, four minutes off their commute by getting off this highway at this one point and cutting through a local road. Update: 2020-01-30 48. ISAAC: Yeah, or he would ask him like how he's feeling. TAYLOR: So it, it'll be a scenario like, oh the bathtub is flooding in the bathroom. PJ VOGT: It’s like a mom and dad situation. Batteries. PJ VOGT: Because every account they crack, they're probably getting like—I mean, I don't know how many Facebook friends you have. I don't know. Discover Reply All #156 The Cure for Everything #156 The Cure for Everything. This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topp...â Ouça o #156 The Cure for Everything de Reply All instantaneamente no seu tablet, telefone ou navegador - sem fazer qualquer download. TAYLOR: Well, this is disappointing, and I really want them—I really want someone to make this other game. And all this secrecy for fear of the unfairness that would be caused by loads of rich men having monopoly on these âexoticâ elixirs of fertile women to solve their anxieties about losing their hair is just a level of problematic nonsense that I canât even. Read An Excerpt. Members. ALEX GOLDMAN: Facebook: if you’re listening, get in touch so we can unlock Teddy’s account. PJ VOGT: And you don’t want to tell your brother about it, and there’s some science background, and I was like “I don't know, it could be that”. Um but there is one other thing you guys said I’d be able to do, right? PJ VOGT: [Overlapping] Let's see what we can figure out. ISAAC: He's not on trial, he's testifying as a witness. TAYLOR: I mean… mobile gaming is the future. This time – a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. And finally I was like—. For this in particular, it is very disturbing, but I'm kind of desensitized to it. You’re making me crazy over here. I’m PJ Vogt. Like a [beep]. PJ VOGT: And then they didn't let you in? We've updated our Terms of Service. (laughing) PJ’s like—. PJ VOGT: To see if I can change your mind. JEN: Thanks. Download Right click and do "save link as" PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. Here's—let me tell you what I know: I know that some sort of contract, secrecy contract has been drawn up. PJ VOGT: Wait, I thought it turned him into Mr. Hyde. PJ VOGT: Saying your phone wasn't working? ANONYMOUS: But, uh, ok. PJ VOGT: And so like with your friends, they'll be like, "I can't listen to you talk about one more torture technique for like two more hours." I say that with the awareness that many of the other family members who I've spoken to do believe that torture is a part of war and that it was not avoidable and that these are the people who, you know, killed our family members. Read 2 reviews from the world's largest community for readers. TEDDY: So I like tried that angle, and every angle I've used hasn't worked. ALEX GOLDMAN: And he's like—and at first he's like, "I love it. Um, I'll, I’ll email you guys later. The Cure for Everything. PJ VOGT: How and how did you decide to do that? So it'd be like, the kitchen's on fire, and the sink is leaking—. ISAAC: No. ISAAC: There are not snacks, there are no windows—well, I'm outside right now. ANONYMOUS: [Overlapping] Sort of almost... ALEX GOLDMAN: This sounds like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. And the general consensus is that the elevator was going up, not down. JEN: Oh. PJ VOGT: But also, who cares—the dystopia where some people are bald and other people have hair—. ANONYMOUS: How's it going? And you have to select what is the best thing to use for—. ALEX GOLDMAN: Yeah, Mr. Hyde’s kind of like an animal, man. PJ VOGT: I think Mom and Dad are both cool with this. (Laughs). TEDDY: Oh my god. ALEX GOLDMAN: Not only that but the dystopia where like, rich people get amazing things that poor people don't get, also already exists. PJ VOGT: Just tell me the story of how you found this. Placenta wouldn't limit its access to rich people. I do consider myself a smart person, I went to a good college—. [ January 9, 2021 ] Melbourne Australia 2019-2020 New Year Fireworks Show Docklands CBD [ January 9, 2021 ] Snake oil or cure-all? Wow. PJ VOGT: What-what—do you guys all have one problem or three different problems? I hope you find something out. Because he was an interrogator, but he was also the psychologist in charge of the mental well-being of these guys. We're Taking Your Calls Today. It may be unverified, incorrect or not listed at all on the voice search platforms such as Alexa, Siri, Bixby and Google Home. TAYLOR: Yeah, I've been playing Homescapes for like a year and a half now. Stream #156 The Cure for Everything by Reply All from desktop or your mobile device. Ok one more thing? This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. Uh we take mostly like questions from listeners that are technical in nature? #86 Man of the People. PJ VOGT: Um from time to time, there’s a thing we do on the show where we open up the Reply All hotline. What is it? Yes Indeed says: ... to believe absolutely everything that they see on television and in spite of reality the public has been partitioned mentally to accept fairy tales. Like that would cost, that would actually cost money to make a whole new game with a whole new game system and a whole new game loop that, you know, works. TEDDY: I do, yeah. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. ALEX GOLDMAN: “Listen, you deserve some money.”. My name's Teddy. ALEX GOLDMAN: I didn’t want to make any decisions in a room by myself. TAYLOR: But I noticed like, I can't remember when it started but I remember seeing ads where you had to select items to complete actions. Archived. Like that whole thing happened. I think it was avoidable. ANONYMOUS: Um, I'm actually a software engineer. Episode #156, the cure for everything. ALEX GOLDMAN: How long would I need to do it for? ALEX GOLDMAN: But it’s pretty simple to just make like an animation that just looks like a new game, get people to download it, and then like, mopes like me, by the time they hit level 25, they’re like hooked. And they have laser swords— (laughing). More Episodes #137 Fool's Trade. TEDDY: And I've tried everything, like I—I even sent them a picture of my ID, and I was like, “I don't care, you can put my legal name.” Um they like, at one point had me get three people to confirm who I was with like codes, and I did that, and it didn't work. PJ VOGT: I hope you're able to get help for your addiction to crappy phone games. TAYLOR: Because I like puzzles. JEN: Yeah, exactly. No. PJ VOGT: And he's the guy who they were using as part of their justification to waterboard in the first place? So, I’m pretty sure I might have figured out the cure to balding. Reply All: #156 The Cure for EverythingJanuary 30, 2020 5:16 AM - Subscribe. ALEX GOLDMAN: You eat other people's hair and then suddenly it just sprouts on your head? ISAAC: No, sort of. ISAAC: He was the one doing the waterboarding. Yeah. He gets it! Um and it was like, uhh, "Do you mind if I like send you a quick text and you screenshot the conversation so I can have the number from it?". ISAAC: Um, I did—I had a first date a couple of months ago where I did talk about torture and how much I hate John Yoo. 0:00. ISAAC: Yes, I'm deeply into mechanical keyboards. ALEX GOLDMAN: What the fuck is it though? ISAAC: I am at a SCIF somewhere in New York. ANONYMOUS: Uh, kind of. ANONYMOUS: It's uh… it's basically um… it's... PJ VOGT: In my heart, I don't believe there's ever going to be, like, I believe that we will live this ellipsis forever in my heart. TAYLOR: I don't know if this is like a good question to ask but what is up with ads for mobile games? PJ VOGT: After the break, we take some more calls from listeners. Like the one I play is Homescapes. It is our intern Rachel Cohn’s last episode with the show. Is it hushed like a movie theater? JESS: Well, because that would be a lot more money, right? DAVID: And I live in Massachusetts. Download Right click and do "save link as" PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. I always [indistinct]—. This understanding of viruses is actually the culmination of my study—and the reason why my book has not been written—yet. ANONYMOUS: Dude! ANONYMOUS: Like, uh, hair loss. Episode #156 âThe Cure for Everythingâ saw hosts PJ and Alex open up their hotline and have conversations with the listeners, including one mysterious call from a concerned man who thinks he has discovered a cure for baldness which could change the world. Technology #156 The Cure for Everything . ANONYMOUS: (laughing) It's.... the thing is, if I say what it is then it's, you know—. Feels like A Lot. While the tone of the episode is jovial, I am completely serious about what I may have discovered. Info ; Live Chat Comments; Technology. You’d feel it within about ten seconds if you stopped. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. ANONYMOUS: Yeah, so you know it probably can be increased in supply—. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. Cigarette smoking is the number one cause of preventable deaths in the United States. #156 The Cure for Everything from Reply All on Podchaser, aired Thursday, 30th January 2020. ISAAC: But to me personally, as long as I'm mindful of that, like this specific issue isn't a problem. TAYLOR: Thank you guys so much. Yeah. His is worse than mine right now, and the man has lost a bunch of his hair, and if there’s a miracle cure—would you want your hair back? PJ VOGT: What happens when you try to log in? The people who spend the most time, spend the most money on in-app purchases. Like is it something that if there was a run on, like, I don't know, if it's fire extinguisher juice—if there was a run on fire extinguisher juice, all the houses would burn? TAYLOR: So Homescapes is the sequel to Gardenscapes. The hair stuff’s less important than the depression, if I’m being honest. ISAAC: I lost my uncle, he was a Port Authority lawyer. 56:48 #51 Perfect Crime Aug 27, 2020. PJ VOGT: Alex is almost mad, and I'm gonna have to be in this room with him afterwards. And then I was like, “Well, I didn't have to solve the problem, but I just decorate the foyer, maybe I’ll have to go to the bathroom, fix that one up, and maybe there’ll be a leaky sink”—. But the thing is I've noticed like very, very substantial differences that I feel like can't be chalked up to—. #156 The Cure for Everything PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. JEN: Ok, so last week I got like a weird message from like a friend on Facebook. Reply All. Reply All 187 Episodes Follow Share. Reply All #156 The Cure for Everything 30 januari 2020. PJ VOGT: Weird. ANONYMOUS: So basically, you know, my dad had been balding for a while. ALEX GOLDMAN: So it's just like a food you eat. PJ VOGT: Like Alex is all like, rubbing his hands together ready for his new addiction. CASEY: I don't know if you’ve read much about the Facebook Oversight Board? ISAAC: Listen, listen, you said it, not me. This feels like a con. PJ VOGT: Yeah, until everyone starts killing ‘em to make their hair all long and shiny. I wonder if your local road is one of those roads. Too many. Listen to Reply All on Spotify. www.helpwiththecure.com. The argument against placenta is that we're told you go to an existing store and pay thousands of dollars for it. (Laughs) No no no, but I did take some science classes in college and stuff. Explicit #156 The Cure for Everything . www.helpwiththecure.com. ANONYMOUS: It’s kind of like, very strange. I'm gonna take some more of this." PJ VOGT: How else has your life changed, like how else has your physical well-being changed since you started eating mystery goo? CASEY: No, no one has been working through a queue for five years; there’s no way that is true. 30:58 #115 The Bitcoin Hunter Sep 03, 2020. ANONYMOUS: Uhh sure. PJ VOGT: You should at least send it to Alex, truly, he’s—I mean we’re both going through depressive episodes. This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. PJ VOGT: Ok so I’ve learned, I’ve learned things, uhh about what’s going on with your—well, not what’s going on—I basically have bad news for you and an explanation for why things are bad. This time – a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. I'm very curious, but just send us an email. Here's this thing that's been puzzling me for years, which is that I have to drive in traffic in order to get home to Somerville. This time â a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. JEN: Well, it was just like, "Hey quick question, um, I'm having like phone problems. I thought you were calling that kind of depression llama meat. About. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. (Laughs). Reply All 187 Episodes Follow Share. www.helpwiththecure.com . This time – a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. It's like—, ALEX GOLDMAN: [Overlapping] So they're on Hoth—, PJ VOGT: But there's these Jedi, right? Exactly. You guys are awesome. PJ VOGT: I feel like people have tried that. 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